Alex Popa (b. 1980) picture

"Most forms of socialism are easy to accomplish by just taking the word economics and adding the word shmeconomics after it, while waving your hand dismissivly."

2002

"How seriously can you take career advice from a guy who ended up being a high school guidance counselor?"

1999

"I believe it's right to rape sense into people with stupid beliefs."

1998

Leonardo Urbano (b. 1982) web site

"'You have one argument that seriously troubles me,' said a distinguished and earnest Christian to me today in school. 'The fact that the world steadily improves while religion steadily decays.'"

1999

"Some people are like magic tricks: they lose effect when you figure out the illusion."

1999

"If you surround yourself with unverifiable claims, then your world is in effect, flawless."

1998

Chris Kalos (b. 1980)

"Never ask an egotist an existential question."

1999

"Procrastination is great. It gives me a lot more time to do things that I'm never going to do."

1998

Shawn Ramirez (b. 1982)

"People are messed up. We should go around with an uzi killing all of them."

1999