Vladimir's Bauble

Jokes

  • Why do penguins walk so awkwardly? Because they're walking on ice.
  • What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.
  • What do you call alternative medicine that's been proven to work? Medicine.
  • What did the socialists have before the candle? The electric light.
  • I don't often talk to liberal arts majors, but when I do, I order large fries.
  • `You and I come by road or rail, but economists travel on infrastructure.` - Margaret Thatcher
  • A biologist, and chemist, and a statistician go hunting. The biologist misses five feet to the right, the chemist misses five feet to the left, the statistician yells "we got it!"
  • The average human being has one breast and one testicle.
  • Have you heard of Y2K Jelly? It allows you to insert four digits into your date where you could previously only fit two.
Copyright Vladimir Kornea